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Hello, Mikael.

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Tomorrow...tomorrow.

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Yeah, I was just wondering about your garden, actually, mate.

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to be honest.

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How about that?

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Well, I mean, it's getting a little overgrown now, you know.

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Starting to cut out a lot of light, so…

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Alright, I'll fix it then.

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Evil. Right, do you think you'll stand a chance?

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Definitely. Fantastic.

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Did you get the letter from the municipality?

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Probably. I never open them.

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Damn local council, huh? Always looking for something.

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Well, there might be one if, um...

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Does not matter.

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You figure you'll get a chance, anyway?

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Take it back a bit? Yep.

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Yes. Fantastic. Fantastic.

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Right. See you later, buddy.

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Cheers, Cliff.

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It's Clive.

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See you soon!

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Hey, hey!

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Here he is, the Beard, the Legend!

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WILL LAUGH

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Michael! Michael!

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Mike!

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WANNA LAUGH All right, Brigham?

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Tannoy-jingel

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Can Kacey come to Sealants and Grouting with a mop and bucket?

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Trish, it's Gordon, what's this mop for? Has something been spilled?

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Talk to me, Trish.

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TANNOY: Just a spill in sealants and sealants.

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Please use the communication, Trish.

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What has been spilled?

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TANNOY: Just trying to figure it out.

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Use the comm, Trish, not the tannoy.

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TANNOY: A kind of sealant.

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Get yourself a mop. Get it cleaned.

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Er, no, you don't understand.

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Why would we sell six screws in a biodegradable paper bag?

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when we only sell them in polyurethane containers of 500,

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The customer is forced to buy a lot more of them?

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Makes us much, much more money.

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I understand.

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Do you have a hand drill?

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AMAZING: A hand drill?

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We stopped stocking hand drills in 1953.

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What was 1953?

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The Queen's coronation.

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Have you had a break? What break - lunch break? Tea break.

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No.

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The vending machine needs to be filled up.

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Double deckers. Double deckers. Understood.

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And disco with meat, and then you take a break.

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Double deckers, disco with meat, break.

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HUN MUNNER TANNOY: Could the owner of a small

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kid in yellow jeans please come to the power tools

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section in aisle three.

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Michael! Michael! Are you going out to the club tonight?

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WILL LAUGH

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Absolute legend!

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See you there. Mine is a whiskey and coke!

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Hello Hilary. Oh, hello, dear.

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He is in the living room. Thanks.

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Has he had a good time? Yes, I think so.

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Builds their facilities.

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To tell their stories, you know.

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Entertains everyone.

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See you later.

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Oh.

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Hello, Dad. Ah. are you ok Hello, son.

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Are you back from your travels?

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I haven't been anywhere, Dad.

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I must have nodded off.

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You've been busy.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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Does it work?

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Um, sometimes, yes.

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Here you are then.

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Oh? Try it.

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Where does it start? In the book.

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What here? Yes. Yes.

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Laughing

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CLOCKING

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Laughing

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That's amazing, Dad!

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Oh yeah, well.

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Complete waste of time.

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Oh, I don't know. It keeps your brain going.

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Who gives you Brazil nuts?

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What? You always have a bowl of shelled Brazil nuts.

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Oh yes, she gives them to me, Gladys.

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Her grandson brings them to her,

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but her dentures can't stand the nuts,

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so she just sucks the chocolate.

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I never touch them.

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So, uh, what have you been up to?

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You know, this and that. Works at the DIY site.

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Oh. How is Clea?

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Is she okay?

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Clea went away, didn't she, Dad, years ago now.

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Do you remember? We don't know where she went.

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Oh shit, I forgot.

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Yes. At Christmas time.

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Yes. Christmas Eve.

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No news?

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No answer? No.

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Just questions.

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Many questions.

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Sorry, son.

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That's fine.

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I don't really mind talking about her.

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Friends tend to avoid the topic.

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Oh!

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What is it?

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An accordion? No, wait a minute...

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Pontefract cake.

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Oh, I know who you are!

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I know who does!

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SNORING

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Bastards!

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Hey, it's okay, dad.

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As long as I remember, can you post my contests for me?

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Yes, yes. Of course I will.

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Can't you get one of the staff here to post them for you?

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I don't trust them. They just throw them in the trash.

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Dad, I'm sure they wouldn't, but yes, I'll take them for you.

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What will you win?

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Eh, fishing gear, knitting machine,

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and, uh, this is a hot tub.

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Oh, nice, all very useful.

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Please, dinner is ready.

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Should I leave you alone?

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All right, sunshine. See you tomorrow?

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Yes. I'll stay here.

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Maybe we can talk about her then.

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Who...? Who is that?

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Clean. Clean...

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Oh, Clea! Oh, sweet Clea.

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Give her my love.

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I love you, daddy.

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THE PHONE IS RINGING

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THE DOOR SHUTS

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We don't encourage people to be creative here.

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We pretend we do.

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Take the paint mixing service for example.

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People think they make something unique, but really we do

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only allowed to mix them in one of a dozen different ways.

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You see, we can't risk that a customer

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accidentally discovered a brand new color and copyrighted it,

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and then go on to make millions.

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Like what happened in the US.

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Has anyone discovered a new color?

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Never seen before.

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They will introduce it here next year, but we will

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have to replace all our printers and TVs

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so they can handle it. Well, what's it called?

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Frellipple. Frellipple? Probably.

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How does it look?

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Now you ask!

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It's kind of a very dark white color.

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With a kind of... It's green... If you can imagine a kind of red and blue.

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It's like stripes, it's almost transparent.

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It's basically tartan.

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It is impossible to describe.

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One thing I know is that as soon as I can,

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I treat myself to a shirt made of the finest frelliple silk.

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Have you taken your break?

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I've only been here for an hour!

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Take a break now, because Andre is at the warehouse this afternoon.

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Now?

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Right?

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It's Kace... Kacey? Yes.

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I didn't realize you were in today.

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Yes, I've been in here for an hour and a half. No one has noticed. Oh.

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Do you want to...? Would you like a cup of tea or not?

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Does the beard itch?

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Itch? No.

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Why would I have a beard if it itched?

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Looks itchy.

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Looks like it will itch.

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Thanks. Just pleasant.

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Why do you have a beard? Why do you wear a hat?

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I'm not wearing a hat.

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No, but if you were, that would be my answer to you.

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Why do you have pierced ears? There is a better example.

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Why do you have pierced ears?

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Just because. There you have it. It's... It's just because.

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Mm.

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It was funny before, when you thought I called you an asshole.

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Who did you call a jerk, Gordon?

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Of course Gordon.

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I mean, don't you think he's such a jerk?

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I haven't really thought about it. Come on, think about it.

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Yeah, I guess he is a bit.

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Yes, look, now that I've pointed it out,

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you will notice it all the time.

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CALM: My God.. Are you on break? Yep.

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How long have you been on break? About ten minutes.

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How long have you been on break?

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Two minutes, you literally just sent me to break.

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See?

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Have you been here for years then?

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Five years.

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Can I...? Yes.

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What did you do before this?

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I was an underwater welder.

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What does that mean? Which part, underwater or welding?

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Both parts, when you put them together.

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Well, I welded things that were under water,

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which meant that I also had to go under water.

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Like scuba gear and all?

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Almost always.

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What kind of things must be welded under water?

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Ships, oil rigs...

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Mainly ships and oil rigs.

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But isn't welding like fire?

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Yes. Oh, how does it work then?

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Do you want me to explain? No, actually, you're fine.

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Why did you give up?

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It's a young man's game, welding underwater.

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You can't do it for too long.

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Takes its toll.

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And did you have a beard then, or...?

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No. I wouldn't have been able to get a water tight seal.

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around me diving mask. Oh yes, I was going to say that.

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Hi Hilary, is he in...?

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Hello, dear. He is in his room. Right.

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Can I have a word?

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It's a bit strange.

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Your father has taken the empty water bottles

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and hid them in his room.

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The water cooler bottles?

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The fact is that they collect the empty goods on Wednesday.

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What does he take them for?

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I don't know, he says it wasn't him.

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Well, are you sure it was him?

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I have seen him take them.

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He keeps an eye out for when they are almost empty

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and smuggles them away when he thinks no one is watching.

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Right, uh, thanks, Hilary.

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I'll see if I can find out what's going on!

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BANKING

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Hello, Dad. Hello, son. Come in.

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Close the door. are you ok What are you looking for?

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Close the door.

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I remembered something.

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Something that might help with your problem.

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What problem was that?

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What we talked about yesterday.

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You know, I know where you can get some answers.

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Sorry, Dad, I'm a little gloomy. What did we talk about?

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Homunculi!

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Come again?

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Alchemy.

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Can't talk about it here. They will listen.

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Let's go for a walk.

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Take a look in there.

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What do you have these for, dad?

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Have I ever told you about Egypt?

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I believe so, yes, when you were in the military service?

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That's right. When I was there I met a man,

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an ancient mystic, Italian, and he studied metaphysics

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and alchemical tradition. Ok...

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Anyway, I became an apprentice, really, so to speak.

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I was the only one he trusted to help him with his experiments.

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Ok...

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Finally, this brilliant man managed to grow and generate

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homunculi, little prophets who lived in large glass jars full of water.

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Wait a minute, Dad. I remember this story. You used to tell it to me.

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before bedtime. Little people in jars.

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But dad, I don't think that actually happened.

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Oh, it actually happened, I was there, I saw them, there were six of them.

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Yes, I remember, there was a king and a queen, a monk...?

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A knight, a peasant and a seraph, exquisite little beings.

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They could predict the future.

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Yes. They could answer all questions,

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when they had reached the state of divination,

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and they had to answer truthfully.

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That was my favorite story, Dad.

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Dad, are you sure you didn't get that from a book?

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No, no, no.

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I wrote it in a book. I wrote down all the instructions in a diary.

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But it's... it's gone.

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I can't find it.

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Well, I have a lot of your stuff, mind you, at my house.

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I said I'd look after them for you when you moved in here.

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Well, that's where it'll be then. And everything is written down.

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OK, Dad. Dad, dad, listen, even if I can find it.

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You are not allowed to practice alchemy in the Golden Years Garden.

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No, no. It's up to you. You are the one who wants the answers.

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They will be able to tell you where Clea is.

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Oh, Dad ... No, no.

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The prophets will tell you where she is, and you will go and find her.

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and bring her back.

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I will guide you. That's what the bottles are for.

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Take all the bottles, fill them with rainwater - it must be rainwater.

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You'll need a few other ingredients, but the journal will get you there

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through all that. You just have to find the journal.

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Come on again.

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Yes, it is.

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He thinks I'm taking them out to the car.

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It's a long story. Is it okay if I leave them around the corner?

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Yes. All right, dear, thanks.

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He should be fine now.

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See you tomorrow.

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Michael!

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Right mate? You look good.

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Hello, Roy.

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I walked around the house earlier.

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Yes, no, I was here to visit dad.

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I've been trying to call you. I left some messages.

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Yes, sometimes... I forget to check.

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I forget to turn it on.

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I need to talk to you, Michael. Yes. Yes, okay.

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Shall we go back to the house? No.

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There is a cafe around the corner.

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Pickles.

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Do you want something?

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Oh, um, sausage, eggs and fries, please.

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Who pays? I'm boring, mate.

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Just a cup of tea, please. Two, please. No problem.

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How are you? are you ok

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Leather. I just told you that.

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I pay for three kids while she sits on her fat ass.

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eating chips.

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Are they still down south? In Reading, yes.

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How often do you come to...?

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I don't, Michael. I live in a crappy flat above a Costcutter.

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so they can't come to me. And I'm not welcome down there,

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then weeks, months pass between visits.

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Sorry.

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Thanks. Just pleasant.

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This place is named after the dog that found the WC.

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Pickles.

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I don't know what the connection is.

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I don't think he was from here.

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It's time to give back what's mine, Michael.

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What if she comes back?

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Clea is not coming back. What if she does?

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Michael, they found her car on the Severn Bridge.

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Yes, and she wasn't in on it.

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Mate, I don't know if I miss her as much as you do.

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I think about her every day.

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She was my sister.

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But there is nothing I could have done.

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And I have made peace with it.

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This Christmas it will be seven years.

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We can apply for presumption of death.

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I want the house back, Michael.

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It belongs to me. What are you going to do, move in?

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No, I'm going to sell it.

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Well, I'll stay here until you find a buyer.

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No one is going to buy it, in the condition it is in.

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Must be cleared, there may be structural damage,

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It could be ... I have to go.

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My God, Michael, I drove by there this afternoon.

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The gutters hang down, the garden is impenetrable,

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Christ knows what it's like inside.

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It's time to get your head out of the sand, mate.

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She's not coming back!

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Good evening, Olive, how are you, dear?

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Hello, Mikael.

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What is ... Fertilizer?

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No, these plants are all plastic. Does not need watering.

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does not need fertilization.

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Oh yeah, so what did you sprinkle on?

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Snail grains.

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Sorry, if the flowers are plastic what do the snails eat?

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The snail grains.

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Oh yes, yes.

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Cheers, then.

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Oh, I'll tell you who I saw here today.

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Yes. Who was that?

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Your brother-in-law, Roy.

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He was looking for you.

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ARGUMENT

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Well, I'd say the robots are going to take over.

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Hi Michael! Olive! Are you doing well? Yes.

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Hello, Michael. Hello, Bev.

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Best to run away, Olive.

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Thanks then, Mike.

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We were never married.

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What is it, dear?

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It was just that you said brother-in-law.

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but Clea and I,

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Well, we were never married.

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Bowl!

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THUNDER RUMBLE

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Elliot! Come in, boy.

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